Jokes are also interesting to learn a language. Many of them are the same in other languages but others are specially British or American, since they play with words, meanings and similar sounds. Read these jokes and have fun!

My house is so, so, so small that when the sun comes into my house, I have to leave.
(Sent by Luis Ramos from San Salvador, El Salvador)

A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor I've got a problem, I've got two personalities.' The doctor answers: 'Be quiet, sit down and let's talk all four of us.'
(Sent by Sofía Arrabali Luque from Málaga, Spain)

A SCOTTISH PRAYER
Heavently Father, bless us,
and keep us all alives:
there are eight of us for dinner,
and there is only enough for five!
(Sent by Manuel Tejero from Barcelona, Spain)

Teacher: Mary, have you read "Freckles"?
Mary: No, mine are brown.
(Sent by Lucila Moret from Buenos Aires, Argentina)

An epigram: Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
(Sent by Vicky Oliva Navarro from Barcelona, Spain)

- What's the definition of mixed emotions?
- Seeing your mother-in-law driving your new car off the edge of a cliff.
(Sent by Vicky Oliva Navarro from Barcelona, Spain)

- A big moron and a little moron were standing on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't?
- He was a little more on (moron).
(Sent by Germán Martín from Argentina)

- What happens in the African jungle from 6 a.m. to 8 a.m. everyday, even on Sundays?
- Two hours.
(Sent by Gisela Gabernet from Bellpuig, Spain)

- I can turn you into a Red Indian.
- How?
- See? I told you! How!
(Sent by Álvaro Núñez from Málaga, Spain)

- Nine and ten don't exist anymore.
- Why?
- Because seven ate nine and ten.
(Sent by Alexandra García N. from Barranquilla, Colombia)

She: So, why do you call me Eve when my real name is Maria?
He: Because you are the first woman I ever had.
She: Well, then I'll call you Peugeot
He: Why's that? Because I'm good-looking, economical, small and fast?
She: No, darling. Because you're number 206!
(Sent by Laura Pérez from México D.F., México)

- Mum, mum, in school everybody tells me that I'm confused!
- Hey, kid, this is not your house... you live opposite the street!
(Sent by Gaby D. from Santiago del Estero, Argentina)

There was a lady in Niger
Who went for a ride on a tiger.
They returned from the ride,
With the lady inside,
And a smile on the face of the tiger.
(Sent by Silvia Inés Borro from Buenos Aires, Argentina)

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