BBC NEWSREADER: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is the BBC, broadcasting direct from Buckingham Palace upon the occasion of the Royal Silver Jubilee. His Majesty, King George the Fifth.
KING GEORGE V: I can only say to you, my very, very dear people, that the Queen and I thank you from the depth of our hearts for all the loyalty and - may I say so? - the love with which this day and always you have surrounded us. I dedicate myself anew to your service for all the years that may still be given to me.

LIONEL: Let's get down to work then, shall we? As soon as you and Elizabeth enter the West door, you'll be greeted with the hymn "I Was Glad When They Said Unto Me." You won't actually be that glad, because they sing it for a great long time. You'll then show yourself to the various sides of the Abbey, as the Archbishop announces four times in a loud voice: "Sirs, I here present unto you..." Have you decided your name, for when you become King? For when you become a different person?
BERTIE: George.
LIONEL: Like your father?
BERTIE: Like my father.
LIONEL: Not Albert?
BERTIE: Given the current situation... too Germanic.
LIONEL: "Sirs, I here present unto you, George, your undoubted King!"

LIONEL: You will now shout the vowel sounds, all five of them, as loudly as possible, each to last no less than fifteen seconds. There's poor coordination between your larynx and diaphragm. Princess Elizabeth, you can be the official timer.
ELIZABETH: Vowel sounds? Shouted at an open window on a public street?
LIONEL: Anyone who can stand at an open window, vibrating loudly in full view of the world can learn to give a public speech.
ELIZABETH: They can also be considered quite dotty. Don't even contemplate it!
BERTIE: Sorry, dear, doctor's orders.